at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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