Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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