I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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