Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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