oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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