Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
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When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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