? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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