Small penises have feelings too.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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