Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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