The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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