I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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