Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
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I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
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