Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
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Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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