this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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