i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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