Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises

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(626): View more from California

it was like eating out sand paper

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.

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(317): View more from Indiana

i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex

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(708): View more from Illinois

I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.

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(309): View more from Illinois

he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'

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(770): View more from Georgia

I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires

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