I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Fuck now we have to have sex
In a bet, need to win
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.