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Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am

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(610): Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am http://tfl.nu/p6fg

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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.

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(630): If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus. http://tfl.nu/iii0

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(360): View more from Washington

Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.

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(360): Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up. http://tfl.nu/js3s

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.

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(+44): I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa. http://tfl.nu/wm5o

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden

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(617): Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden http://tfl.nu/88jg

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(512): View more from Texas

I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.

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(512): I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench. http://tfl.nu/bsle

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(773): View more from Illinois

He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.

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(773): He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date. http://tfl.nu/geei

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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.

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(814): He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me. http://tfl.nu/md2z

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(301): View more from Maryland

You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there

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(301): You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there http://tfl.nu/jnb5

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(678): View more from Georgia

He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.

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(678): He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever. http://tfl.nu/2bus

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(423): View more from Tennessee

What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick

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(423): What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick http://tfl.nu/pr7p

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow

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Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.

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(401): SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow (401): Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us. http://tfl.nu/9nvb

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(203): View more from Connecticut

So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao

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(203): So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao http://tfl.nu/25uv

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl

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(978): someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl http://tfl.nu/1f6d

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New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!

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(612): New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call! http://tfl.nu/xlnf

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