We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Randomize
