she was so not down for the gang bang
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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