I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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