Dual....:-)
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Randomize
