so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
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You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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