I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
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I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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