So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
only you would photoshop your dick
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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