I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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