You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
So. Much. Porn.
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