Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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