just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I have demons in me.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Someone signed my nipple.
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