Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
being pregnant is like rehab
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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