No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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