Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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