Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
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