I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
