Having a random hookup so left but love u
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
