So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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