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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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