For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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