In the future we'll all be gay
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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