It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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