Christians are straight up FREAKS
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
