god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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