My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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