My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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