So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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