I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
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Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
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She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
my poor anus
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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