ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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