Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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