You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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