All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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