omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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