No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
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I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
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