Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
it was like eating out sand paper
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
