I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
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