like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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