Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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