Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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