Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
