My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
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IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Panties = found
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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