no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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